A silly little ditty about Princess Peach getting into turntablism.
Lots of silly video game tropes.
Oh and the "Mario Cadence".
I’ve been the princess of this kingdom for so long
It feels so lonely and the feeling’s getting stronger
Unwrapped my mystery box to help me kill some time
And what I found in there just makes me feel divine
A vinyl lazy susan aching to be spun
My tabletop of grooves is aching for some fun
Girl put your records on you know just what I mean
So put the needle down and quickly flick the switch
Unwrap a disk of grooves
Place the needle down
Find yourself a place footloose
And rub away your frown
Feel the carpet move and slide
As you spin it round
Move your hand from side to side
And be – A
D J Peach
Scratching all night long
Vinyl queen
Feeling’s getting strong
I got an issue down inside my palace pipes
I called a plumber man, I’m hoping that he might
Get down inside I wanna show him all my grooves
And when we’re done dancing I want to see his moves
What’s his delay, he’s chasing coin or so I’m told
I promise majesty I’ll pay in more than gold
So while I wait for him I know just what to think
I’ll spin my favourite disk; it’s groovy, warm and pink
It’s slow and low and it just makes me feel alive
But when I need a rush I go to 45
Unwrap a disk of grooves
Place the needle down
Find yourself a place footloose
And rub away your frown
Feel the carpet move and slide
As you spin it round
Move your hand from side to side
And be – A
DJ Peach
Scratching all night long
Vinyl queen
Feeling’s getting strong